Mulla Nasruddin..

6 Jan

Mulla Nasruddin was given an interview with a shipping company. The manager asked, “Mulla, it is a dangerous job. Sometimes the ocean behaves so roughly. If you are caught in tidal waves, what are you going to do with your ship?”

He said, “No problem at all. I will simply lower down the defense mechanism that every ship has, just weights, huge weights which keep the ship stable even when there is so much turmoil all around.”

The manager said, “Another tidal wave is arising…?”
He said, “No problem. I will again lower down a huge weight” — In the shipping world these weights are called langers.
The manager said, “But if a 3rd wave comes, what will you do?”
He said, “No problem… a bigger langer.”

The manager in a difficulty what to do with this man says, “From where are you getting all these langers?”
Mulla said, “And from where are you getting these tidal waves?”

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Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were sitting on a bench in the park one evening just at dusk. Without knowing that they were close by, a young man and his girl friend sat down at a bench on the other side of a hedge.Almost immediately, the young man began to talk in the most loving manner imaginable. ”He does not know we are sitting here,” Mulla’s wife whispered to her husband. ”It sounds like he is going to propose to her. I think you should cough or something and warn him.”

”Why should I warn him?” asked Mulla. ”Nobody warned me.”

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Mulla Nasruddin came home one night late, utterly drunk. He was trying to open door lock, had only one key, but it wouldn’t go in because he was trembling and shaking. The policeman came to see, for half an hour Mulla was trying and trying. And he said, “Wait! Give me the key, I will open it.”

Mulla said, “No need to bother with the key. You just hold the house in place and I can open it!”

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Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital. “We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor,” he said.

The new superintendent was obviously pleased. “And would you mind telling me why?” he asked.

“OH, SOMEHOW YOU JUST SEEM SO MUCH MORE LIKE ONE OF US,” said Nasrudin.

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Hope you like these and last one used to be one of my favorite’s 🙂 Goodnight friends !  May you always stay happy and smile 🙂

Have a nice day! Thank you!

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